This was my final piece in interpretive and was the capital ship of my argument for an A in that class. On Tuesday afternoon, it laid siege to all my other work, firing all batteries and I knew then that an A would soon be mine, even though I had to redraw the female statues labia, like, eight times.

This is a collaborative piece between myself and Thadeus Maximus. This pic doesn't do it service. I have to get a better photograph of it; this one that I took is waaaay to blurry and dark.

I tweaked it a little and it looks better than the one I had originally posted however a lot of the detail is still lost.

This was done in the summer for the Student Union offices at school. They loved it but they never used it. Something about giving children nightmares or robbing their childhood.

I love Quentin Tarantino. Not so much Kill Bill 2 but I'll forgive him because he made Pulp Fiction.

The piece is made up of a couple scans: one that was purple with a clear face and one that was red with a blurred face. Using my elite computer wizardry I cut the face off the clear one and put it on the red one. You know my horrible secret, internet, so you must die.

This Olson's portrait bothers me in a few ways. I had a ton of trouble trying to make their hair look better and clearly failed; the heads aren't the same size; I don't know what's going on with the background.

Besides that I'm pretty happy with it. What was really the "make-or-break" point of the piece was the shared eye. It had to look natural to each face serperately and I think it turned out great.

I don't really find them that attractive. I know people who would pay top dollar for a three way whilst pretending to be Dave Coulier but that person is not me. Not at all.